欢呼声和掌声 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
大家好，欢迎来到Top Gear。 Hello, and welcome to Top Gear.
今晚，克里斯和罗里将前往古巴，开启另一场革命。 Tonight, Chris and Rory head to Cuba to kick-start another revolution.
这一次不是共产主义，而是角落。 This time it's not communism, it's corners.
但首先，我可能提到过一两次我喜欢的 But first, I may have mentioned a time or two that I like
一辆保时捷911。我特别喜欢这一款，GT3RS。 a Porsche 911. And I especially like this one, the GT3 RS.
这是更少的车，更多的手术器械。 It's less car, more surgical instrument.
你看，多年来，如果你想在路上吃点什么 See, for years, if you'd wanted something for the road AND
赛道，这就是答案。 the track, this has been the answer.
标杆，无可争议的冠军。 The benchmark, the undisputed champion.
但现在有了一个新的竞争者，他悄悄地提出了不同的意见。 But now there's a new contender that quietly begs to differ.
它来自梅赛德斯。它被称为AMG GT R。 It comes from Mercedes. And it's called the AMG GT R.
和911GT3RS一样，它的价格约为Ł140,000美元。 Like the 911 GT3 RS, it costs about Ł140,000.
但你会感觉到，在创造GT R的过程中， But you get the sense that in creating the GT R,
我们的目标是减少手术器械， the goal was less surgical instrument,
更像绿巨人。 more the Hulk.
而且，就像绿巨人一样，你不会喜欢它生气的时候。 And, just like the Hulk, you wouldn't like it when it's angry.
哇哦！哇哦！我不知道它为什么这么不高兴，但看起来真的， Whoa! Whoa! I don't know what it's so upset about, but it seems really,
真的很生气。 really mad.
这东西还活着。哦，它就是充满活力。 This thing is alive. Oh, it's just brimming with energy.
在引擎盖下面是一辆四升双涡轮增压V8发动机。 Underneath that bonnet is a four-litre, twin-turbocharged V8.
我有580马力。 I've got 580 horsepower.
我有超过500磅英尺的扭矩。 I've got more than 500lb-ft of torque.
排气口里有一支敢于开枪的行刑队。 And in the exhaust is a trigger-happy firing squad.
排气隆隆作响。 EXHAUST RUMBLES Bang.
排气声隆隆作响 EXHAUST RUMBLES
又来了一个。 There goes another one.
尾气隆隆作响，又一声隆隆作响。 EXHAUST RUMBLES And another one.
所有的噪音都伴随着足够的速度。 And all that noise comes with plenty of speed.
哇哦！ Whoa-ho!
从0到60只需3.5秒。 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds.
但GT R感觉起来更快。 But the GT R feels faster.
至于最高速度。 As for top speed...
嗯，梅赛德斯说GT R其实并不是 Well, Mercedes says the GT R isn't really about
以最快的速度，他们不会被打扰。所以，它的最大时速只有198英里。 top speed, they're not bothered. So, flat out, it'll only do 198mph.
我知道呀。我会尽我所能应付的。 I know. I'll do my best to cope.
太棒了！ Fantastic!
但要成为真正的GT3 RS竞争对手，最大的问题是， But to be a true GT3 RS rival, the big question is,
它是如何转弯的？ how does it corner?
老实说，这是我有点紧张的地方。 And to be honest, this is the bit I'm kind of nervous about.
因为正常的AMG GT，梅赛德斯上了车 Because the normal AMG GT, the car Mercedes put on
俄罗斯奥运饮食让这辆GT R，这辆车有很多球场 a Russian Olympic diet to make this GT R, that car has a lot of pitch
刹车不足，这使得它在弯道时会抽搐和不可预测。 under braking, which makes it twitchy and unpredictable on corners.
基本上是..。你永远不知道它什么时候会咬你的屁股。 It's basically... You never know when it's going to bite you in the ass.
而这辆车，他们提供了更多的动力和更少的重量， And this car, they've given more power and less weight,
这从本质上说让它变得更有两面性。 which essentially makes it even bitier.
这可能会很有趣。 This could be interesting.
哦，那不是咬人！真是太棒了。 Oh, that's not bitey! That's brilliant.
抓地力太强了。 There's so much grip.
这是因为在漫威漫画的粉刷工作下面， That's because underneath that Marvel Comics paint job,
有一个轻质的钛排气装置， there's a lightweight titanium exhaust,
经过比赛调整的悬架，全新的以赛道为中心的空气动力系统…… a race-tuned suspension, a whole new track-focused aero package...
还有我最喜欢的后轮方向盘。 ..and my favourite bit, rear-wheel steering.
看到了吗？看到它在动了吗？很酷，对吧？ See it? See it move? Cool, right?
这使得GT R在慢弯时超级敏捷， And that makes the GT R super agile in the slow corners,
但在速度较快的弯道上超级稳定。 but super stable in the higher speed corners.
而且悬架让车保持平坦，你真的可以看出 And the suspension keeps the car so flat, you can really tell
轮胎到底是怎么回事，知道你能把它推到什么程度。 what the tyres are up to and know exactly how hard you can push it.
哦，耶！那太好了。 Oh, yeah! That is nice.
真是太好了。他笑了 That's real nice. HE LAUGHS
我爱死它了。 I love it.
以最快的速度， And at top speed,
这款车的下压力比普通的AMG GT多155公斤。 this thing makes 155 kilos more downforce than the normal AMG GT.
我是说，就我个人而言，我会说这感觉更像是153,154， I mean, me personally, I'd say it feels more like 153, 154,
但是，你知道，我不想挑剔。 but, you know, I don't want to nit-pick.
现在，作为一条规则，要想成为一件严肃的赛道武器，一辆车应该有它的 Now, as a rule, to be a serious track weapon, a car should have its
发动机在中间，而不是在前面一条长长的引擎盖下面。 engine in the middle, not underneath a long bonnet way out in the front.
但有了GT R，外表可能会有欺骗性。 But with the GT R, looks can be deceiving.
看看这个。 Take a look at this.
这不是引擎的问题 This isn't the engine,
这只是一个掩盖没人想看的废话的幌子。 it's just a cover to hide a bunch of crap nobody wants to see.
这就是引擎。在前轮后面。 This is the engine. Behind the front wheels.
这是一辆中置引擎的汽车， So this IS a mid-engined car,
你只是不是坐在引擎前面，而是坐在它后面。 you just don't sit in front of the engine, you sit behind it.
所有这些都让它在赛马场上变得非常方便， All of which makes it pretty handy around a racetrack,
包括，是的，那个德国赛马场。 including, yes, that German racetrack.
去年年底，这款车以7分11秒的成绩超过了纽博格林。 Late last year, this car lapped the Nurburgring in 7 minutes, 11 seconds.
现在，说你想要的纽博格林时间，但那要快得多 Now, say what you want about Nurburgring times, but that's way quicker
比法拉利488快得多，比克尔维特ZR1快得多， than a Ferrari 488, way quicker than a Corvette ZR1,
而且，哦，是的，比保时捷GT3RS快得多。 and, oh, yeah, way quicker than the Porsche GT3 RS.
梅赛德斯说，没有一辆后驱公路车开得更快。 Mercedes says no rear-drive road car has ever gone quicker.
所以，不要让它的外表愚弄了你。 So don't let its appearance fool you.
是啊，GT R看起来像是想踢你的魔方， Yeah, the GT R might look like it wants to kick you in the cubes,
但这真的是一台复杂的跟踪机。 but this really is a sophisticated track machine.
一个真正的保时捷竞争对手。 A genuine Porsche rival.
我不得不说，我认为这是一种耻辱。 And I've got to say, I think that's a shame.
因为梅赛德斯，嗯，AMG，多年来一直在制造 Because Mercedes, well, AMG, has spent years and years making
冒烟的轮胎，社会不能接受的，疯狂的汽车。 tyre-smoking, socially unacceptable, nutjob cars.
你不会想仅仅因为一个人 And you don't want to throw away a reputation like that just for
纽博格林的圈速和与保时捷的小口角。 a Nurburgring lap time and a little, tiny spat with Porsche.
你知道吗，他们没有。 And you know what, they haven't.
那只AMG动物还在里面。 That AMG animal is still in there.
你只要打开笼子就行了。 You just have to unlock the cage.
而关键在于GT R的赛车规格， And the key is in the GT R's race-car spec,
九级牵引力控制系统。 nine-stage traction control system.
用技术术语来说，这就是它的工作原理。这一头..。 Here, in technical terms, is how it works. This end...
布鲁斯·班纳。 ..Bruce Banner.
这一头..。 This end...
绿巨人。 ..the Hulk.
今天到目前为止，我一直坚持布鲁斯·班纳的结局。 And so far today, I've been sticking to the Bruce Banner end.
但你知道当你把它转到绿巨人的尽头会发生什么吗？ But do you know what happens when you turn it to the Hulk end?
它会变得很生气。 It gets mad.
他咯咯地笑了 HE CHUCKLES
发动机转速 ENGINE REVS
轮胎发出尖叫声 TYRES SCREECH
我失控了，我爱死它了。 I'm out of control, and I love it.
好的，这绝对不是转弯最快的方法， OK, that's definitely not the fastest way around a corner,
但这确实令人振奋。 but it sure is exhilarating.
这辆车是个流氓，流氓。 This car is a hooligan, a hooligan.
这是一个AMG。这一点毫无疑问。 This is an AMG. No doubt about it.
麻烦制造者！你是个麻烦制造者。但我爱你。 Troublemaker! You're a troublemaker. But I love you.
你知道吗，我错了。 You know what, I was wrong.
我是说，是的，当然，这辆车可以扮演一个精确的，复杂的角色 I mean, yeah, sure, this car can play the part of a precise, sophisticated
GT3RS的竞争对手，但它到底是什么 rival to the GT3 RS, but what it really is
是一辆肌肉车。 is a muscle car.
一辆由地球上最好的F1车队制造的肌肉赛车， A muscle car built by the best F1 team on the planet,
这是一件非常非常好的事情。 and that is a very, very good thing.
欢呼声和掌声 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
-哇！我是说，看看这个。-是的。 - Wow! I mean, just look at it. - Yeah.
看看它！它实在是太...绿了。 Look at it! It's just so...green.
笑声 LAUGHTER
-嗯，你很有洞察力.-不，我做这个有一阵子了. - Well, you're perceptive. - No, I've been doing this a while.
不过，我告诉你，这不会给日产留下好印象。 I tell you what, though, this is not going to impress Nissan.
好吧，那跟他们有什么关系？ OK, what has that have to do with them?
日产围绕制造前置发动机打造了一个完整的品牌， Nissan has built an entire brand around building a front engine,
涡轮增压跑车GT-R。 turbo-charged sports car called the GT-R.
嗯?AMG出现了，制造了一个前置引擎， Yeah? AMG comes along, builds a front engine,
-涡轮增压跑车GT R-不，不，不 - turbo-charged sports car called the GT R. - No, no, no.
看，日产GT-R，那是连字符R。 See, the Nissan GT-R, that's GT hyphen R.
这是不带连字符R的GT。 This is a GT no hyphen R.
-完全不同。-来吧. - Completely different. - Come on.
所以，我选择释放一种棕色液体饮料 So, I choose to release a brown liquid beverage called
-可口可乐，没有连字符，这绝对可以吗？-不，不. - Coca Cola, no hyphen, and that's absolutely fine? - No, no.
首先，任何开始于你释放 First of all, anything that starts with you releasing
棕色的液体绝对不好。不，不，不。 a brown liquid is definitely not fine. No, no, no.
好了，现在是大运动的时候了.片刻。噢! Right, now it's time for the big movement... Moment. Oh!
笑声 LAUGHTER
我们需要找出不带连字符R的GT在我们的测试赛道上有多快， We need to find out how quick the GT no hyphen R is around our test track,
你知道这意味着什么。是时候...Stig了。 and you know what that means. It's time for...The Stig.
下线了。 Off the line.
在控制牵引力的情况下，他很快就短暂地转移到了第二名。 Managing traction, he short shifts to second quite quickly.
现在，这一长跑一直跑到第一个弯道。 Now, this long run down to first corner.
让我们来看看它转过来的时候是什么样子。 Let's look what it looks like as it turns in.
非常平坦，控制着所有的滚动，看起来很快， Really flat, controlling all that roll, looks fast,
但在退出时过度转向，并加以管理。 but oversteer on the exit, managing it.
现在向左转，进入芝加哥。 Now blending left, into Chicago.
拉紧一条线，这样他就可以打开它，开始加油。 A tight line so he can get it opened up and get on the gas.
它只是看起来想要在任何地方都转向过度， It just looks like it wants to oversteer everywhere,
但它看起来很僵硬，不是吗？它看起来很平坦，而且看起来很灵活。 but it looks stiff, doesn't it? It looks flat and it looks agile.
使劲刹车，触发了那些警示灯。 Braking hard, triggering those warning lights.
锤头，通过右投手方向的改变会是什么感觉？ Hammerhead, what's it like through the right-hander direction change?
实际上，真的很好。 Really good, actually.
转得很好，出来了，再次设法转向过度。 Turned well, coming out, managing oversteer again.
但看起来一旦他挺过了最初的失误， But it seems that once he gets through that initial slip,
他的牵引力真的很好。通过后续行动。 he's got really good traction. Through the follow-through.
这又是又一次又快又平。 That's just fast and flat again.
当它轰鸣着穿过轮胎时会是什么样子？ What's it going to be like when it booms through the tyres?
现在，这是真的，真的很快。 Now, that was really, really fast.
使用所有的电路和尾部刹车。变成倒数第二名。 Using all the circuit and the trail brake. Into second to last.
看，好的，从Stig开始的控制驾驶。 Look at that, good, controlled driving from Stig.
现在，向甘邦滚动，越过底线。 Now, rolling down towards Gambon and over the line.
我认为这将是一个非常快的时间。 I think that's going to be a really fast time.
欢呼声和掌声 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
快的。快的。 Quick. Quick.
好了，现在..。 OK, now...
旧的AMG GTS在1.17.5中做到了这一点，这也是相当快的。 The old AMG GTS did it in 1.17.5, which, that's pretty quick, too.
-那是一个很快的时间。-那是一个很快的时间。 - That's a fast time. - That is a fast time.
所以我们要找的是在这上面的某个地方。 So we're looking to be somewhere way up here.
现在，新的AMG GT R做到了 Now, the new AMG GT R did it in
前一分钟..。 one minute...
16岁持平。就在那里。 16 flat. That's right there.
掌声 APPLAUSE
-这真的很快。-那是一个很快的时间。还有.。 - That is seriously quick. - That's a quick time. And...
在相同的条件下，我们让STIG绕过GT3RS。好的。 And in the same conditions, we got The Stig to lap the GT3 RS. OK.
现在，GT3RS在一分钟内就完成了..。 Now, the GT3 RS did it in one minute...
16.1. 16.1.
所以...把威龙往下移。 So...move that Veyron down.
把那玩意儿弄开。 Get that thing out of the way.
笑声 LAUGHTER
好吧，就是这样。 All right, there's that.
就在那里，黑白的- There it is, in black and white -
奔驰的速度更快。 the Mercedes is faster.
它更快。 It is faster.
-不过，我仍然会拥有那辆保时捷。-我也是。 - I'd still have the Porsche, though. - So would I.
我也会的。罗里。 I would too. Rory.
我爱死那个默克了。 Loving that Merc.
为了省得你去查， Just to save you looking it up,
这甚至比Smart ForTwo绕着我们的赛道跑得还快 that's even faster than the Smart Fortwo went round our track
几周前。 a couple of weeks ago.
我知道梅尔克动作很快。 I knew that Merc was quick.
好的。好的.。 All right. OK...
现在是欢迎本周嘉宾的时候了。 Now it's time to welcome this week's guest.
他是个单口相声演员，他也喜欢越野车， He's a stand-up comedian, he also loves off-roaders,
摩托车和重型机械， motorbikes and heavy machinery,
所以你们两个现在可以走了。嗯。 so you two can probably just take off now. Yeah.
女士们先生们，欢迎罗斯·诺布尔。 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ross Noble.
欢呼声和掌声 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
你好，你好! Hello, hello!
-你好吗？-你好. - How are you doing? - Hello.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
-好的.-嗨. - All right. - Hi.
现在，我知道你很喜欢你的自行车， Now, you are into your bikes, I know,
你是骑车下来的还是开车下来的？ so did you ride down or drive down?
不，我今天开车过来的。 No, I drove down today.
我带了我的伙伴，所以我们坐车来了。 I brought my mate, so we came in the car.
我觉得最好开着车去Top Gear。 I thought it best to turn up to Top Gear in a car.
好的。你开的是什么车？ OK. What did you drive?
我的路虎卫士。 My Land Rover Defender.
捍卫者，哦，好的。 Defender, oh, OK.
标准后卫还是做了什么调整？ Standard Defender or any tweaks?
不，是大规模的调整。 No, massive tweaks.
它是卡恩，完全定制的. It's a Kahn, a fully customed...
-我所做的，对，是我拿了.-哦…… - What I've done, right, is I've taken... - Ooh...
我拿了一个锡盒，把它擦亮了。 I've taken a tin box and I've polished it up.
就在那里，看。 There it is, look.
那是我的车。快看啊。 That's my car. Look at it.
真是个美人儿。我也喜欢它的造型。 It's a beauty. I love the styling, too.
你追求的是完全被谋杀的外貌- You've gone for the fully murdered-out look -
-黑底。那是个流氓。-地道的黑帮分子。 - black on black on black. That's gangster. - Proper gangster.
你得承认这看起来很酷。 You've got to admit that is a cool-looking thing.
-我有吗？-来吧！ - Have I? - Come on!
我不介意后卫， I don't mind a Defender,
但是，我的意思是，轮拱延伸部分看起来有点... but, I mean, the wheel arch extensions seem a bit...
有点过头了。 a bit much.
它看起来确实有点太过努力了。 It does look like it's trying a bit too hard.
说句公道话，我确实住在乡下。 To be fair, I do live in the country.
但乡下人难道不嘲笑 But don't the countryside folks sneer
-因为你没有一个正常的后卫？-是的 - at the fact that you've not got a normal Defender? - Yes.
他们一定把你看成是个新手 They must see you as a bit arriviste
有点像乡下的乡下人。 and a bit like a townie in the country.
嗯。我喜欢惹恼每个人。 Yeah. I like to annoy everyone.
同样，在同一时间。 Equally, at the same time.
是的，这是……不，但问题是..。 Yes, it's... No, but the thing...
我有，就像，像样的车。 I had, like, proper cars.
我有一辆高尔夫GTI，我们有一辆1960年的卡曼·吉亚， I had a Golf GTI and we had a 1960 Karmann Ghia,
很漂亮，很棒的车... beautiful, wonderful cars...
整件事。就像你在《伦敦东区》的结尾。 The whole thing. It was like you were at the end of EastEnders.
沿着车道行驶..。笑声 Driving down the drive... LAUGHTER
..当你朝大路走去时。 ..as you were heading down to the road.
他模仿笨蛋。 HE IMITATES DOOF-DOOFS
我把窗户摇下来 I wind the window down
开始对人们大喊大叫。 and start shouting Cockney things at people.
那驾驶位置呢？我不是个大块头， What about the driving position? I'm not a big man,
我发现自己在里面，我的肘部就是这样做的。 and I find myself in there and my elbow is just doing this.
里面没有地方了。 There's just no room in it.
一点也不舒服。 It's not comfortable at all.
你就是那样的. You are like that...
你坐在里面..。 You're sitting in it...
这就是我们，就像那样。就像那样。 This is us, like that. Like that.
然后，我也在里面放了真皮座椅， Then, I've got leather bucket seats in it as well,
所以我乘坐了最不舒服的车 so I've taken the most uncomfortable car
那笔钱可以买到 that money can buy
我让它更不舒服了。 and I've made it more uncomfortable.
除了付钱让一个男人坐在我后面整天做这件事。 Short of paying a man to sit behind me and do this all day long...
笑声 LAUGHTER
你知道的..。 You know...
那么，你的第一辆车是什么？ So, what was your first car?
我的第一辆车，我有一辆...是一辆地铁。 My first car, I had a... It was a Metro.
它是一辆MG Metro。 An MG Metro, it was.
我花了150英镑从另一本漫画书上买的。 I bought it off another comic for 150 quid.
他对我说：“那辆车太完美了。 He said to me, "That car is perfect.
“只要不要开到每小时70英里以上，否则它会出大问题的。” "Just don't drive it over 70mph or it will go horribly wrong."
我想，“这很公平。”所以我从来没有开过它。 I thought, "That's fair enough." So I never drove it...
然后有一天晚上我来晚了一点， Then there was one night I was a bit late,
我可能有点超速了。 and I sort of maybe exceeded the speed limit a little bit.
我把车停在我的房子外面， I pulled up outside my house,
我关上门..。 I closed the door...
然后它就起火了。 and it burst into flames.
它真的突然起火了。 It just literally burst into flames.
但你会自己开车去演唱会吗？ But you do drive yourself to gigs?
是啊，因为我有个例子…… Yeah, cos I had this instance...
这就是为什么我认为开车很重要的原因之一。 This is one of the reasons why I thought it was important to drive.
我在一个火车站，所有的火车都晚点了。 I was at a train station and all the trains were delayed.
有一个替代的公共汽车服务。 There was a replacement bus service.
这位老妇人在那里..。 This old woman was there...
那是一位非常奇怪的老太太。她穿着凉鞋。 It was a weird, strange old lady. She was wearing sandals.
她有长长的爪子状的指甲， She had long, claw-like nails,
这应该会给我敲响警钟。 which should have, sort of, rung alarm bells for me.
她说：“你要去哪里？” She said, "Where are you going?"
我说的是“狼队”，或者别的什么地方。 I said, "Wolverhampton", or somewhere.
她说：“我开车送你去，反正我也要去那里。” She went, "I'll drive you. I'm going there anyway."
这个女人让我上了她的车，然后她..。 This woman got me in her car and she...
我们开车去了..。 We drove to...
我们开始开车，然后她说... We started driving, and then she said...
你知道的，聊天之类的。 You know, chatting away and all the rest of it.
她说：“我想让你见见我的女儿。” She went, "I want you to meet my daughter."
她说：“过来，让她振作起来。” She said, "Come and cheer her up."
所以，基本上，她绑架了我，然后开车送我去了一所房子。 So, basically, she kidnapped me and drove me to a house.
然后是她的女儿，她的眼睛有点昏昏欲睡， Then her daughter, who was sort of bleary eyed,
她把她从床上拖起来，然后走了， she dragged her out of bed and she went,
“去吧，让她振作起来。” "Go on. Cheer her up."
所以我现在..。 So I was now...
“否则你会被抓到爪子。” "Or you'll get the claw."
“我要把你的喉咙挖出来。” "I'll rip your gizzards out."
所以我当时就在这所房子里，就在这... So I was then just in this house, just in this...
我要说，“不，不，我真的必须... I'm going, "No, no, I really have to...
“我得去我要去的地方。” "I have to get to where I'm going."
她说：“不，不，继续。” She went, "No, no, go on."
女儿不希望这一切发生， The daughter didn't want this to be happening,
我不希望这件事发生。这一切都太可怕了。 I didn't want it to be happening. It was all horrible.
我说：“我再也坐不上火车了。” I went, "I will never get the train again."
因为事情就是这样-搭上火车， Cos that's what happens - get the train,
你最终会和一个有爪子的女人待在别人的房子里。 you'll end up in someone's house with a woman with claws.
你回来过吗？ Have you been back to visit?
是啊，我们订婚了。 Yeah, we're engaged to be married.
她是我见过的最敏感的情人。 She was most sensitive lover I've ever had.
不是女儿，是那个老妇人。当然了。 Not the daughter, the old woman. Of course.
我把衣服脱了。我甚至不需要脱下自己的袜子。 I took my clothes off. I didn't even have to take my own socks off.
她去了..。 She went...
-好的，好的，好的-这太可怕了. - OK, all right, all right. - This is horrible.
让我们开始谈正事吧。 Let's get down to business.
你以前曾攻克过Top Gear赛道 You've tackled the Top Gear track before
-在著名的起亚酒店，对吗？-是的，我去过. - in the famous KIA Cee'd, right? - Yes, I have.
你很快，真的很快。就像第五快，对吧？ You were quick, real quick. Like the fifth fastest, right?
是啊，是啊。 Yeah, yeah.
最重要的是我打败了汤姆·克鲁斯，因为我... The most important thing is I beat Tom Cruise, because I...
并不是说从那天起我就变得令人难以忍受了， Not that I've become utterly insufferable since that day,
但我要说的是，我至少每天一次提到这一点。 but I mention that, I would say, at least once a day.
他在雷霆的日子里， He was in Days Of Thunder,
我的妻子..。现在已经到了- and my wife... It's got to the point now where -
自从我上次上节目以来- since the last time I was on the show -
我们真的坐在那里， we're literally sat there,
如果汤姆·克鲁斯的电影有新的广告上映…… if there's a new advert for a Tom Cruise film comes on...
它会说，“汤姆·克鲁斯……”我去，她去，“我知道。” It will go, "Tom Cruise..." I'll go, and she'll go, "I know."
我有时会对完全陌生的人说：“我打败了汤姆·克鲁斯。” I will sometimes say to complete strangers, "I beat Tom Cruise."
是的，你做到了。你当然这么做了。 Yes, well, yes, you did. You certainly did.
很多人打败了汤姆·克鲁斯。 A lot of people beat Tom Cruise.
好的，但现在我们有了更具挑战性的GT86。 All right, but now we've got the more challenging GT86.
那是一辆像样的跑车。 That's a proper sports car.
它是怎么去那里的？你和克里斯的训练进行得怎么样？ How did it go there? How did your training with Chris go?
那是..。你猜怎么着？太不可思议了。这真是太有趣了。 It was... You know what? It was incredible. It was such good fun.
这真是太有趣了。 It was great fun.
但那辆旧车就是，“来吧。” But that old car was just, "Come on."
这东西，它有，就像..。 This thing, it's got, like...
它会四处移动，而且它相当..。嗯。 It moves around and it's quite... Yeah.
是啊，太好了。克里斯，你觉得怎么样？ Yeah, great. Chris, what do you think?
他说的话。 What he said.
这很有趣。训练很有趣。 It was interesting. The training was interesting.
但我在那里看到了一股才华。让我们看看发生了什么。 But I saw a kernel of talent in there. Let's see what happened.
好的，我们来看看。 All right, let's take a look.
在我们开始之前，我要说的是， Before we start, all I'm going to say,
这是我们所有系列赛中最好的条件。 these are the best conditions we've had all series.
我们是开车还是去野餐？ Are we driving or going for a picnic?
好吧，我们会查出来的。我们走吧。赶快。 Well, we will find out. Let's go. Come on.
只需记住，慢速弯道 Just remember that the slow-speed corners
给你一个更好的机会来弥补时间。 give you a better chance to make time up.
使劲刹车。使劲刹车。请给我二挡。 Braking hard. Brake hard. Second gear, please.
第二档。我们要绕到右边去。 Second gear. We're going round to the right.
你得到了第四名，你已经晋级了。 You've got fourth, you've got forth.
哔的一声。 BLEEP.
这是白线。 There's the white lines.
那就走那条路。 That way, then.
向左转。请给我二挡。第二档。 Round to the left. Second gear, please. Second gear.
向右转，向右转。 Round to the right, round to the right.
向右转。第二档。你又是第四名了。第二。 Round to the right. Second gear. You're in fourth again. Second.
哦，公鸡。 Oh, cock.
它就在那里的某个地方。它就在那里。 It's in there somewhere. It's in there.
-第三个？-第三个，从左到左，到左 - Third? - Third, over to left, over to the left.
-别担心，别惊慌。-我没有惊慌. - Don't worry, don't panic. - I'm not panicking.
请给我一点三挡，一点三挡。 A bit of third gear, a bit of third gear, please.
这可能会很有趣。 This could be interesting.
刹车，刹车，刹车。 Brake, brake, brake.
刹车那么使劲？ Brake that hard?
或者不是很难。 Or not quite as hard.
克里斯笑了 CHRIS LAUGHS
-刚刚扔了一车油，不是吗？-很好. - Just thrown a load of fuel there, hasn't it? - That's fine.
当你被绑在一个金属盒子里时， When you're strapped into a metal box,
就在你周围闻到燃料的味道真好。 it's nice to smell fuel just all around you.
这很好。这一切都是刺激的一部分。 It's fine. It's all part of the thrill.
给它加点油。越界了。 Give it some gas. Over the line.
我们没有死。 We didn't die.
欢呼声和掌声 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
有那么一刻..。 There was a moment there...
我们旋转，我们倒退了很长一段时间。每小时70英里。 We spin and we were going backwards for quite a long time. 70pmh.
太棒了！ It was brilliant!
事情是这样的， This is the thing,
它不像一辆摩托车，如果你从一辆摩托车上下来 it's not like a motorbike where if you come off a motorbike
你真的伤到自己了， you really hurt yourself,
而这个，你知道的， whereas this, you know,
那只是一股汽油味和另一个男人的大便。 it's just a smell of petrol and another man's poo.
好了，接下来我们来谈谈古巴。 OK, time to talk about Cuba.
当你听到这个名字时，你知道脑海中浮现的是什么- When you hear that name, you know what springs to mind -
所有那些令人难以置信的美国老爷车。 all those incredible old American cars.
那些自卡斯特罗和共产主义上台以来一直存在的 The ones that have kept going since Castro and communism took over
早在50年代。 back in the '50s.
但在过去的几年里， But over the past few years,
古巴一直在向西方开放。 Cuba has been opening up to the West.
这意味着那些标志性的汽车的日子可能屈指可数了。 That means the days of those iconic cars could be numbered.
因此，在每个Ł5,000的预算下， So, with a budget of Ł5,000 each,
克里斯和我买了几辆旧跑车， Chris and I bought a couple of old sports cars,
我们认为这会给当地人留下深刻印象， that we thought would impress the locals,
去寻找古巴的经典名著。 and headed out to hunt down the Cuban classics.
我们在世界上最西边的共产主义国家的着陆点 Our landing spot in the world's most westerly communist state
是猪湾。 was the Bay Of Pigs...
..美国支持的入侵地点 ..site of an American-backed invasion
1961年被菲德尔·卡斯特罗政权击败。 defeated by Fidel Castro's regime in 1961.
从那时起，古巴关闭了对西方的大门。 Since then, Cuba has shut its doors to the West.
一代50年代的美国汽车被困在车内。 A generation of '50s American cars left stranded inside.
从那时起，维护它们的斗争就一直在进行。 The fight to maintain them has gone on ever since.
那些还在跑步的人活了下来 Those still running survive
这要归功于这个独特民族的足智多谋的机械精神。 thanks to the resourceful mechanical spirit of this unique nation.
这就是我们来这里的目的， That's what we had come for,
但我们带来了什么呢？ but what had we brought with us?
我不想撒谎，我对我在这里得到的一切感到非常高兴。 I'm not going to lie, I am so chuffed at what I've got here.
好的，让我们看看你带来了什么。 Right, let's see what you brought, then.
赶快。看看这个。 Come on. Look at this.
“现在，当然，在一个热爱美国老爷车的国家……” 'Now, surely, in a nation with a passion for old American cars...'
准备好接受惊喜吧。 Prepare to be amazed.
“...只有一个明智的选择。” '..there is only one sensible choice.'
《教父》中的主题 THEME FROM THE GODFATHER
-哦，那是意大利语.-是的！ - Oh, that's Italian. - Yes!
我向你们展示玛莎拉蒂·比图尔博 I present to you the Maserati Biturbo
或者，正如他们坚持的那样，你称之为BIH-Turbo。 or as they insist you call it, the BIH-turbo.
令人惊叹，是吧？ Amazing, eh?
是。太棒了。 Yes. It's amazing.
令人惊讶的是你设法把它赶出了集装箱 It's amazing that you managed to drive it out of the container
而不会让它崩溃。 without it breaking down.
哦，太好了，老套的“玛莎拉蒂不可靠”的笑话。 Oh, good, the old "Maseratis aren't reliable" gag.
听着，让我给你解释一下。 Look, let me explain this to you.
这辆车简直太棒了。 This car is just plain fantastic.
首先，这是辆玛莎拉蒂。 First of all, it's a Maserati.
它拥有2.6升双涡轮增压V6发动机， It has a 2.6 litre, twin-turbo V6,
造型，手动变速箱，还有... styling, a manual gearbox, and...
而且，在这个国家，玛莎拉蒂是皇家赛车。 and, in this country, Maseratis are racing royalty.
赛车皇室成员？ Racing royalty?
我稍后会解释这一点。你选了什么？ I'll explain that later on. What have you chosen?
看着学着点。 Watch and learn.
如何一举超越你的玛莎拉蒂。 How to outdo your Maserati in one fell swoop.
“就像我说的……” 'Like I said...'
-引擎转过来了-哦，是的。 - ENGINE TURNS OVER - Oh, yeah.
摇滚乐 ROCK MUSIC
-嗯？-啊哈. - Huh? - Ah-hah.
你现在看到的是一辆雪佛兰Camaro， What you are looking at is a Chevy Camaro,
典型的美国肌肉车。 the quintessential American muscle car.
-从前面开始。引擎盖下是一辆5升的美国V8发动机。-是的。 - Start up front. Under the bonnet, a five-litre American V8. - Yes.
-170马力。-对不起，到此为止.重复一遍。 - 170 horsepower. - Sorry, stop there. Repeat that.
170. 170.
但问题是，170美元还是... But the thing is, 170's still...
你怎么能从这么大的发动机里得到这么少的动力呢？ How do you try and get so little power from such a big engine?
他们把注意力集中在扭矩上 Well, they're concentrating on torque
比什么都重要，好吗？ more than anything else, all right?
所以，这一切都是关于咕噜声。但这并不是唯一一件事。 So it's all about the grunt. But that's not the only thing.
-是的。-看看这个。绕到后面去。赶快。看这个。 - Yes. - Check this out. Round the back. Come on. Watch this.
你不能砰的一声把卡玛洛的靴子踢开。 You don't slam the Camaro's boot.
你轻轻地把它放下来。柔和的闭合。 You place it gently down. Soft close.
直接从一辆梅赛德斯S级车里出来。 Straight out of a Mercedes S-Class.
那么，你的肌肉车最好的地方就是柔软的紧固后备箱？ So the best thing about your muscle car is the soft-close boot?
嗯，这是我的肌肉车的一个特点。 Well, it's ONE of the things about my muscle car.
我想我们该走了。赶快。 I think we should go. Come on.
太幼稚了。 Childish.
无可否认，如果相当酷的话。 If, admittedly, quite cool.
我们走吧。 Let's roll.
很高兴看到当地人会如何看待我们的选择， Excited to see what the locals would make of our choices,
我们决定选择西北方向， we decided to pick our way north-west,
前往首都哈瓦那。 towards the capital city, Havana.
而且，随着我们的古巴探险之旅开始， And, as our Cuban adventure got under way,
我们对我们的汽车有了更好的了解。 we got better acquainted with our cars.
这是两款车中不那么复杂的一款， This is meant to be the less sophisticated car of the two,
然而，一切都奏效了。 and yet everything works.
我的电动车窗能用，我的巡航控制能用。 My electric windows work, my cruise control works...
嗯，几乎所有的东西。 Well, nearly everything.
我的把手掉了。 My knob has come off.
我不会告诉克里斯这件事的。 I won't tell Chris about that.
卡玛洛是一种在基本层面上与你对话的汽车。 The Camaro is a kind of car that speaks to you on a base level.
这一切都是关于咆哮，听起来很好，感觉很强大。 It's all about that growl, it sounds good, it feels powerful.
这让我觉得很酷。这就是肌肉车的意义所在。 It makes me feel cool. That's what muscle cars are all about.
这就是古巴的意义所在。 That's what Cuba's all about.
这对我来说很特别。 It feels special to me.
也许只是因为它有玛莎拉蒂的徽章， Maybe it's just because it's got a Maserati badge,
但狗腿式变速箱感觉很棒。 but the dogleg gearbox feels great.
真的很积极。 Really positive.
发动机的V6音符让人联想到， The engine has that suggestive V6 note,
它要复杂得多 which is so much more sophisticated
而不是罗里那辆喧闹傲慢的美国车。 than Rory's loud, brash American car.
是。我们会很顺利的，我和玛莎拉蒂。 Yes. We're going to go on well, me and the Maserati.
因为，尽管罗里持怀疑态度， Because, despite Rory's scepticism,
这辆车是赢得当地人支持的最佳选择。 this was the perfect car to win over the locals.
你看，古巴曾经有过自己的大奖赛。 You see, Cuba once had its own Grand Prix.
第一场比赛是在1957年上演的，没有别人能赢得 The first was staged in 1957 and won by none other
而不是开着玛莎拉蒂的胡安·曼努埃尔·范吉奥。 than Juan Manuel Fangio in a Maserati.
一年后，这位五届一级方程式世界冠军 A year later, the five-time Formula 1 World Champion
重返赛场， returned to compete again,
但他从未参加过比赛。 but he never made the race.
新闻短片：Miguel Fangio被古巴叛军绑架 NEWSREEL: Miguel Fangio was kidnapped by Cuban rebels
这是一个大胆的举动，目的是败坏政权的声誉。 in a daring move to discredit the regime.
是的，被绑架了。 Yep, kidnapped.
1960年，在古巴举行的最后一场大奖赛 In 1960, the last Grand Prix ever to be staged in Cuba
是斯特林·莫斯开着一辆玛莎拉蒂赢得的。 was won by Stirling Moss in...a Maserati.
所以在这个美丽的小岛上有三分之二的大奖赛 So two thirds of all Grand Prix on this fair island
玛莎拉蒂夺冠。这不是很神奇吗？ were won by Maserati. Isn't that amazing?
这太酷了。这在某种程度上说得通。 That is very cool. That kind of makes sense.
这是一个优雅的举动。我会给你的。 It's a classy move. I'll give you that.
“很快我们就遇到了一个叫科利索的小镇。” 'Soon we came across a town called Coliseo.'
看看这座建筑。这太不可思议了。 Look at the architecture. This is incredible.
这就像被困在时间扭曲中一样。 It's like being stuck in a time warp.
我们的第一批古巴人给人留下了深刻的印象…… 'And with our first Cubans to impress...
“罗里没有浪费时间。” 'Rory wasted no time.'
发动机转速 ENGINE REVS
克里斯，我正在向古巴人民发表讲话 Chris, I am speaking to the people of Cuba in
他们懂的一种语言--V8管子。 a language they understand - V8 pipes.
-汽车不停地转--意思是“你好” - CAR REVS REPEATEDLY - That means "Hello."
-汽车不停地转--意思是“你好吗？” - CAR REVS REPEATEDLY - That means "How are you?"
汽车反复加速 CAR REVS REPEATEDLY
也就是说，“别费心看我身后的玛莎拉蒂了。” And that means, "Don't bother looking at the Maserati behind me."
我只是想稍微后退一步， I'm just going to hang back a little bit,
因为它真的很令人畏缩。 because it really is quite cringeworthy.
“不过，有趣的是， 'Annoyingly, though,
科利塞奥的人们似乎已经忘记了 'the people of Coliseo appeared to have forgotten
“他们的赛车遗产。” 'their racing heritage.'
快速提问--有没有人围着你的车看一看？ Quick question - is anyone gathered around your car having a look?
发动机转速 ENGINE REVS
它似乎没有你的那么受欢迎。 It doesn't seem quite as popular as yours.
沐浴在V-Ocho的荣耀中。 Bask in the glory of the V-ocho.
他们惊呼道 THEY EXCLAIM
“尽管显然是被里德误导了， 'Although clearly misled by Reid,
当地人绝对是汽车爱好者。 'the locals were definitely car lovers.
他们告诉我们那天下午发生了一场秘密的变速赛 'They told us of a secretive drag race taking place that afternoon
‘在更北边的一个叫瓦拉德罗的小镇。 'in a town further north called Varadero.
所以，随着我们的冒险开始积聚势头， 'So, with our adventure starting to gather momentum,
“我们又回到了路上。” 'we got back on the road.'
这里有个家伙停不下来他的马。 There's a bloke here who can't stop his horse.
你发现他了吗？ Have you spotted him?
他根本无法控制那只动物。他只是往左走了。 He has no control over that animal at all. He's just gone left.
不，它在左边，上面有他。 No, it's gone left with him on it.
是的，我们每开一英里都会开得更深 'Yes, with every mile we drove deeper
“进入古巴的时间胶囊。” 'into the Cuban time capsule.'
我们现在开始看到一些像样的美国老爷车了。 We're starting to see some proper old American cars now.
这更像是它。 This is more like it.
这不仅仅是因为旧车的数量， 'And it wasn't just the number of old cars,
他说，这是因为几乎没有任何新产品。 'it was the lack of almost any new ones at all.'
在过去的几年里，古巴人已经能够购买新车了。 In the last few years, Cubans have been able to buy new cars.
和以往一样，古巴的情况不会那么简单。 As ever with Cuba, it's not as straightforward as that.
这里的全国平均工资约为每月20英镑， The average national wage here is about 20 a month,
但它们贵得离谱 but they are colossally expensive
因为进口税和其他东西。 because of import duties and other stuff.
例如，标致508在英国的售价约为2万英镑。 So, for example, Peugeot 508 - in the UK, 20 grand-ish.
这里...Ł160,000。 Here...Ł160,000.
想清楚这一点。 Get your head round that.
这可能解释了为什么道路两旁排列着 'Which probably explained why the roads were lined
“人们需要搭便车。” 'with people needing a ride.'
你知道搭便车的规矩，伙计。 You know the rules about hitchhiking here, mate.
如果你是在国有汽车里，你必须去接他们。 If you are in a state-owned car, you have to pick them up.
我想我们应该融入当地的文化， I reckon we should join in with the local culture,
带上几个搭便车的人。 pick ourselves up some hitchhikers.
我们为什么要这么做呢？ Why would we want to do that?
因为这一切都是关于社区精神的。 Because it's all about community spirit here.
人们相互依赖才能把事情做好。 People rely on each other to get things done.
我不和任何人共用我的车。 I don't share my car with anyone.
当我去度假时，其他人都坐另一辆车。 When I go on holiday, everyone else goes in another car.
我自己去。 I go on my own.
但既然我们不是在度假…… 'But since we weren't on holiday...'
好的，跟我来。 Right, follow me.
我们开始吧。 Here we go.
活在古巴梦中。 Living the Cuban dream.
你好。 Hola.
就你们两个人，好吗？ Just two of you, yeah?
谢谢你，谢谢你。 Thank you, thank you.
我还以为我们有两个呢。 I thought we had two.
一二..。 One, two...
诸位? All of you?
他们惊呼道 THEY EXCLAIM
里德，你到底在这里做了什么？ Reid, what on earth have you done here?
你有几个？ How many have you got?
四个在后面，一个在前面。 I've got four in the back, one in the front.
-男人会说西班牙语-多远？多远？ - MAN SPEAKS SPANISH - How far? How far?
我们之所以和玛莎拉蒂一起在这里， The reason why we are here with the Maserati,
我要教你这一点。 I need to teach you about this...
重叠的西班牙语对话 OVERLAPPING SPANISH CONVERSATIONS
好吧，更多不听我话的古巴人。 OK, more Cuban people that won't listen to me.
尽管如此，情况可能会更糟。 'Still, could have been worse.'
不，不！ No, no, no, no!
他尖叫着 HE SCREAMS
-他笑了-不！ - HE LAUGHS - No, no, no, no!
不，不，伙计，拜托，拜托。 No, no, dude, dude, dude, please, please.
他有一只鸡！ He's got a chicken!
尖叫声和隆隆声 SCREECHING AND RUMBLING
你是个彻头彻尾的傻瓜，不是吗？ You are a complete fool, aren't you?
他尖叫着 HE SCREAMS
-疯了！疯了！-他尖叫 - Loco! Loco! - HE SCREAMS
“很长一段时间，不久之后……” 'A long time and not very far later...'
-好了，这是结束了.-好的，谢谢。 - OK, this is the end. - Yes, thank you.
这是我的荣幸。 It's been a pleasure.
他尖叫着 HE SCREAMS
我想.。哇哦。不，不。我受够了。从车里出来。我不干了。 I think... Whoa... No, no, no, no. I'm done. Out of the car. I'm out.
我不干了。 I am out.
克里斯，这不是个好主意。 Chris, this was a bad idea.
罗里。 Rory...
是。 Yes.
如果你对文化探索还有其他好主意， If you have any other bright ideas for cultural exploration,
把它们留给你自己，好吗？ keep them to yourself, all right?
是。 Yes.
回到路上，没多久，我们就到了瓦拉德罗。 'Back on the road, before long, we reached Varadero.
“到达变速赛的时候……” 'And arriving at the drag race...'
啊，是。看看这个。 Oh, yes. Look at this.
就是这个地方。 This is the place.
……这并没有让人失望。 '..it didn't disappoint.'
自1962年以来，赛车在古巴一直是非法的， 'Motor racing has been illegal in Cuba since 1962,
但随着官员开始睁一只眼闭一只眼， 'but with officials starting to turn a blind eye,
“在过去的几年里， 'in the last few years,
“像这样的聚会已经开始慢慢浮出水面。” 'gatherings like these have slowly begun to surface.'
现在我们已经找到了一个，我们必须看看他们在运行什么。 'And now we'd found one, we had to see what they were running.'
-看这个。-那是雪佛兰吗？ - Look at this. - Is that a Chevy?
哇。看那儿。 Wow. Look at that.
这就是档次。 That is class.
-你好.-你好！ - Hello. - Hello!
5.7. 5.7.
5.7升。这些工作都是你一个人干的吗？ 5.7 litre. Did you do all of this work yourself?
-是的，是的，是的。-你花了多长时间创造这个？-十年. - Yes, yes, yes. - How long did it take you to create this? - Ten years.
-十年？-是的-有多少电？-400.-400？ - Ten years? - Yes. - How much power? - 400. - 400?
-400马力。-真是太美了，罗里. - 400 horsepower. - That is just beautiful, Rory.
“我们看的车越多……” 'And the more cars we looked at...'
看那儿。 Look at that.
“..他们变得越奇怪，越精彩。” '..the weirder and more wonderful they became.'
这到底是什么过去的东西？ What on earth did this used to be?
那些是牙齿吗？ Are those teeth?
别克53. Buick 53.
别克。 Buick.
68年，68年的卡玛洛。 '68. '68 Camaro.
啊，好的。 Ah, OK.
他们在某种程度上重新设计了它们，不是吗？这是什么？ They sort of re-engineer them, don't they? What's over here?
据我所知，这里是麦加。 This is Mecca, as far as I'm concerned.
古巴正在放弃这些商品。 Cuba is giving up the goods.
是的，在瓦拉德罗，我们发现了一些真正的驾驶精神。 'Yes, here in Varadero we had found some real motoring spirit.
“在兴奋之余，罗里决定与它竞争。” 'And, in his excitement, Rory decided to compete with it.'
呃，九秒内0比60。 Er, 0-60 in 9 seconds.
这应该会很顺利的。 This should go well.
别胡说了！ Come off it!
他作弊了！ He cheated!
伙计，那玩意儿真快。 Man, that thing is quick.
我绝对不会接近这家伙的。 I am getting nowhere near this guy.
哦，伙计。 Oh, man.
我不喜欢输，但我会输的。 I don't like losing, but I'll lose to that.
真是一台机器！ What a machine!
一点机会都没有。 Did not stand a chance.
-罗里.-是的。-让我们来讨论一下飙车的一些基本技巧。 - Rory. - Yes. - Let's discuss some of the basic skills of drag racing.
-当那人说走的时候，你会怎么做？-嗯，是他挑的头. - When the man says go, what do you do? - Well, he picked the start.
他比我早走了大约半秒。 He left about half a second before me.
当那家伙说“G.”时，他就离开了。 He left when the guy said, "G..."
这就是你在飙车比赛中应该做的。 That's what you're supposed to do in drag racing.
你去做“Go”的“G”！ You go on the "G" of "Go"!
这太荒谬了。 That was ridiculous.
“在罗里的混乱努力之后， 'After Rory's shambolic effort,
“我的纯种马已经做好了出名的准备。” 'the stage was set for my thoroughbred to make its mark.'
是的，是时候提醒一下了 Yes, it was time for a little reminder of what
玛莎拉蒂这个名字的真正含义是。 the Maserati name really means.
笑声 LAUGHTER
引擎轰鸣 ENGINES ROAR
嘿，来吧！ Hey, come on!
看着它开始了。 Look at it go.
这是没有希望的。 That is hopeless.
啊..。 Aw...
在我看来，你好像被毁了。 It looked like you got destroyed, to me.
哦，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no, no.
这是一次殴打，但不是一次失败，不是吗？ It was a beating but it wasn't a drubbing, was it?
-几个车长？-六个 - How many car lengths? - Six.
你被杀了，伙计。你被杀了。 You got killed, mate. You got killed.
好的，古巴的参赛者比预期的要快一点， OK, Cuba's racers had turned out to be a little quicker than expected,
但仍有一场胜利值得为之奋斗。 but there was still one victory worth fighting for.
引擎轰鸣 ENGINES ROAR
糟糕的发射！糟糕的发射！ Terrible launch! Terrible launch!
赶快。 Come on.
-是啊，看看这个！-克里斯笑了 - Yeah, look at this! - CHRIS LAUGHS
他去哪了？他去哪了？ Where's he gone? Where's he gone?
阿! Ah!
哈里斯走了。 Harris is gone.
再见，罗里·里德。 Bye-bye, Rory Reid.
哦，不! Oh, no!
你该死! Damn you!
这真是一种不体面的获胜方式，不是吗？ That was a really ungracious way to win, wasn't it?
哦，他会让人受不了的！ Oh, he's going to be unbearable!
-我们走吧.-现在... - Here we go. - Now...
-我们走吧.-现在，到底发生了什么，罗里？ - Here we go. - Now, what exactly happened there, Rory?
-好吧，你赢了比赛.-好的. - Well, you won the race. - OK.
-祝贺你。-谢谢你. - Congratulations. - Thank you.
但是，听着，我不是来比赛的。 But, look, I'm not here to compete.
我来这里是为了玩得开心，结识一些人，你知道， I'm here to have a good time, meet some people, you know,
用我的V8引擎笔记赢得一些朋友， and win some friends with my V8 engine note,
开着我的上衣开车，然后开怀大笑。 drive with my top down and have a laugh.
你是谁，你对我认识的罗里·里德做了什么 Who are you and what have you done with the Rory Reid that I know,
-这是超级竞争，想要赢吗？-冷静，克里斯. - that is super-competitive and wants to win? - Calm down, Chris.
那么，你认为这是道德上的胜利吗？ So, do you see this as a moral victory?
其实我是这么想的，但我也把你当做一个痛苦的赢家。 Well, I actually do, but I also see you as a sore winner.
-我以前从来没有见过这样的情况.-我喜欢这句话。 - I've never seen that before. - I like that phrase.
我要那个--一个痛苦的赢家。 I'll take that - a sore winner.
欢呼 CHEERING
哦，不。 Oh, no.
你们被毁了。 You guys got destroyed.
是啊，但至少我打败了罗里。 Yeah, but at least I beat Rory.
是的，听着，至少古巴人喜欢我的车。 Yeah, look, at least the Cubans liked my car.
是啊，至少我没被公鸡咬伤。 Yeah, at least I didn't get mauled by a cock.
好的，好的，伙计们，伙计们…… All right, OK, guys, guys...
伙计们，来吧，现在。我们都是朋友。 Guys, come on, now. We're all friends.
你们两个都做了错误的选择，好吗？ You both made bad choices, OK?
我们稍后会回到这个故事的其余部分， We'll get back to the rest of that story a little later on,
但是，现在是梦想车库时间。 but, right now, it is Dream Garage time.
好的，Ł350,000，你必须花费， OK, Ł350,000 you have to spend,
你想要一些很棒的东西，对吧？ and you want something that's just awesome, right?
你得到的是啥？罗里？ What do you get? Rory?
这是不是就是我们给一辆车命名，然后你给我们看 Is this the bit where we name a car and then you show us
联合收割机还是奶牛用的大型搅拌机之类的？ a combine harvester or a massive blender for cows or something?
笑声 LAUGHTER
你为什么不直接玩这个游戏呢？ Why can't you just play the game?
你就不能...？ Can't you just...?
来吧，Ł350,000，你能得到什么？去。赶快。 Come on, Ł350,000, what do you get? Go. Come on.
好吧，好吧，我可以开一辆劳斯莱斯。 All right, OK, I could go a Rolls-Royce Wraith.
我可以开法拉利812超级快车。 I could go Ferrari 812 Superfast.
是的，你可以的。是的，是的。克里斯? Yeah, you could. Yup, yup. Chris?
短轴距1965款保时捷911。 Short-wheelbase 1965 Porsche 911.
阿。 Ah.
嘿。看见?是啊，是啊。 Hey. See? Yeah, yeah.
两个都是不错的建议。 Both good suggestions.
都是错误的建议..。 Both wrong suggestions...
笑..因为，对于Ł350,000， LAUGHTER ..because, for Ł350,000,
你想要一个这样的。 you want one of these.
笑，这就是特雷克斯·福克斯MHL360。 LAUGHTER That is the Terex Fuchs MHL360.
-看看它！-是的. - Just look at it! - Yeah.
所以，所以，所以... So, so, so...
这就是一台起重机。 So that's a crane.
什么？什么？不.。 What? What? No...
一台起重机？ A crane?
不是的。哦.。 No. Oh...
罗斯，你能给他们开导一下吗？ Ross, will you please enlighten them?
是的，当然可以。 Yes, certainly.
这是一个材料搬运工。 It's a material handler.
谢谢。 Thank you.
笑是对的--一个物质操控者。 LAUGHTER That's right - a material handler.
你知道它能处理什么吗？ And do you know what it handles?
一个甜瓜，一个棚子和一辆沃尔沃。 A melon, a shed and a Volvo.
看这个。 Watch this.
你好。这是特雷克斯·福克斯MHL360， Hello. This is the Terex Fuchs MHL360,
而且它处理东西真的很好。 and it handles stuff really well.
看看这个。 Check this out.
好的，现在，为了帮我这个忙， OK, now, to help me with this,
我带来了我值得信赖的挖掘机伙伴罗斯·诺布尔。 I brought my trusty digger-mate Ross Noble.
他要帮我打保龄球。 He's going to help me play material handler bowling.
他超级自信。 He's super-confident.
罗斯，你在谈判桌上带来了什么？ Ross, what did you bring to the table?
我带来了Sennebogen，830E生态版。 I brought the Sennebogen, the 830E eco version.
基本上，它可以在不激怒抗议者的情况下拔掉树木。 Basically, it can rip out trees without angering protesters.
好了，规则很简单。 OK, so the rules are pretty simple.
你有一堆废品。 You've got a pile of scrap.
你得把这些东西捡起来扔到棚子里。 You've got to pick the stuff up and throw it at the shed.
每个转弯三个圈。 Three turns each.
-谁击倒最多的棚子谁就赢了。-甜蜜的. - Whoever knocks down the most sheds wins. - Sweet.
好的，你先来。 OK, you go first.
我准备好了。勇敢点儿。 I'm ready. Go for it.
啊，去拿洗衣机。 Ah, going for the washing machine.
我们开始吧！ Here we go!
嗯! Yeah!
我可能说得有点过头了。 I might have overshot a bit.
好了，再来一次。轮到我了。 All right, one down. My turn.
好了，我现在有浴缸了。 All right, I've got a bathtub now.
狗养的。我错过了。 Son of a bitch. I missed it.
这并不令人印象深刻。好了，轮到你了。 That was not impressive. OK, your turn.
哦，你要去滑水上摩托了。好样的。 Ooh, you're going for the jet ski. Nice one.
让她撕裂吧！ Let her rip!
-哦-呼！太漂亮了！-哇哦！ - Oh-ho-ho-ho! Beautiful! - Woohoo!
漂亮的!你是什么人，三个棚子吗？ Beautiful! What are you, three sheds?
三比零。你赢了。 Three to nothing. You're winning.
我得在这里补回来。 I've got to make up for it here.
看起来不错。看起来不错。 It's looking good. It's looking good.
继续前进。留着吧..。 Keep it going. Keep it...
再绕一圈。再绕一圈。 Go round again. Go round again.
再来一次。就这样。 One more time. That's it.
继续。继续。你看起来像是在交易会工作。 Keep going. Keep going. You look like you work at the fair.
哇！ Whee!
如果你想开得更快，就尖叫吧！去! Scream if you want to go faster! Go!
是! Yes!
喔！ Woohoo!
明白了!马特笑了 Got it! MATT LAUGHS
警笛哀号嗨，罗斯，你听到警报声了吗？ SIREN WAILS Hey, Ross, do you hear that siren?
这一定意味着这是中场休息的甜瓜。 That must mean it's half-time melons.
我们来吃点吧。 Let's have some.
这是一项非常文明的游戏。 It's a very civilised game.
警报声哀号 SIREN WAILS
好了，我想这意味着甜瓜时代结束了。 OK, I guess that means melon time's over.
好的，我们要去买车吗？ Right, are we going for the cars?
一定。 Definitely.
好的，他拿到了报废的沃尔沃。 All right, he's got the scrap Volvo.
把它卷起来。 Winding it up...
我们开始吧。 Here we go.
机器HUMS MACHINE HUMS
噢!哦，那是一次失误。 Oh! Oh, that was a miss.
我出局了。那就是我。 I'm out of the game. That's me.
现在全靠你了。 It's all down to you now.
我抓住你了！ I've got you!
别犯我的错。往高处走。往高处走。 Don't make my mistake. Go high. Go high.
好的，我需要三个落差才能赢。 OK, I need three sheds to win.
马特咯咯地笑了 MATT CHUCKLES
肯定就是它了。 That's got to be it.
是啊。你绝对赢了。 Yep. You've definitely won.
好吧，那么，我想..。 All right, then, I think...
我想我要再试一次车。 I think I'm going to have one more go at the car.
我永远也满足不了。 I can't get enough.
你可以旋转你的爪子。我不知道你会旋转爪子。 You can spin your claw... I didn't know you could spin the claw.
转一转！ Spin it!
明白了! Got it!
耶！ Yay!
现在你就知道了--特雷克斯·福克斯MHL360。 So there you have it - the Terex Fuchs MHL360.
它会处理一些事情。 It handles stuff.
它会掉东西。 It drops stuff.
它能很好地压碎东西。 It crushes stuff really well.
欢呼 CHEERING
-来吧，好玩吗？-是啊，是啊嗯。 - Come on, how fun was that? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
而你..。你也开拖拉机，对吧？ And you... You drive a tractor as well, right?
是的，是的，我开拖拉机，虽然我想，你知道， Yeah, yeah, I drive a tractor, and whilst I think, you know,
你有大量的挖掘机械， you've got a load of digging machinery,
我买了一辆JCB，这是一件令人高兴的事，事实是... I bought a JCB, and that was a joy, the fact that...
因为没有..。 Cos there's not...
我不知道还有多少人是... I don't know many other people who are...
他们非常喜欢，你知道的， who are quite into, you know,
那种笨重的机械只是为了好玩， that sort of heavy plant machinery just for fun,
但是，你知道，人们这样做是为了一份工作。 but, you know, people do it for a job.
-笑声我知道。-他们这样做是为了一份工作。 - LAUGHTER I know. - They do it for a job.
我知道，我想我们走错了路。 I know, I think we're in the wrong line of work.
嗯。哦，太棒了。 Yeah. Oh, it was great.
但只是为了..。只是..。你有没有，呃... But just to... Just... Do you ever just, erm...
你有没有因为能挖个大洞就挖个大洞？ Do you ever just dig a big hole, just cos you can?
是!是! Yes! Yes!
就这样。对吗？是啊，是啊，是啊。这是有史以来最棒的事吗？ That's it. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the best thing ever?
你有没有走出家门开始挖洞， Have you ever gone out and started digging a hole,
它有，像，太大了. and it's got, like, too big...
-是的。-..而且它已经到了你陷入困境的地步 - Yeah. - ..and it's got to the point where you're in the hole,
然后你就会说，“哦，不，我应该...” and you go, "Oh, no, I should have just..."
-你撞到水了-你做过吗？-哦，是的。 - And you hit water - did you ever do that? - Oh, yeah.
-给你.那是.。-是的。 - There you go. That's... - Yeah.
“我是不是打碎了什么东西？哦，让我们把它填回去吧。” "Did I break something? Ooh, let's fill that back in."
-是啊，但很有趣.-我不敢相信. - Yeah, but it's fun. - I can't believe it.
就像，这是我见过的唯一另一个男人 Like, this is the only other man who I've ever met
谁也修了一条土路，也有重型机械。 who has also built a dirt track and also has the heavy machinery.
-就像是...你们真是一对可爱的情侣-我们有。 - It's like... - You make a lovely couple. - We do.
-这是第一次...-我们有。-你知道吗？ - This is the first time... - We do. - You know what?
参加这个节目感觉就像是互助组的一员。 Coming on this show feels like being part of a support group.
好的，我想是时候看看你在计时圈速上的表现了。 OK, I think it's time to see how you did on your timed lap.
外面的情况怎么样？ How did it go out there?
非常有趣。 It was a lot of fun.
很有趣，但是，一整天， It was a lot of fun, but, all day long,
人们刚刚一直在谈论奥运选手。 people have just been talking about the Olympians.
你知道马克斯·惠特洛克..。 You know, Max Whitlock...
他们一直在谈论克里斯·霍伊，只是说， They've been talking about Chris Hoy, just saying,
“他们很专注，他们是机器，他们只是... "They're focused. They're machines. They just...
“他们是地球上最专注的人类。” "They're the most focused human beings on the planet."
呃.。 Erm...
我不是这个星球上最专注的人，所以我们拭目以待。 I'm not the most focused human being on the planet, so we'll see.
但有时放松是很快的。好的。任何事情都是很难预料的。 But sometimes loose is fast. OK. You never know.
-好的，我们来看看。-让我们来看看。 - All right, let's take a look. - Let's have a look.
-那么，他来了。-轮胎发出尖叫声 - Here he goes, then. - TYRES SCREECH
嗯，那不是最好的开始。 Well, that wasn't the best start.
有点笨手笨脚的，那里。 A bit of a fumble, there.
尼古拉斯·凯奇，60秒后就走了--想想看。好的，好的。 Nicolas Cage, Gone In 60 Seconds - think about that. Right, OK.
“好的，我们骑马去吧！”哦，不。把手放在方向盘上。 "OK, let's ride!" Oh, no. Hands on the wheel.
把手放在方向盘上--这很重要。 Hands on the wheel - that's quite important.
那么进入第一个弯道会是什么样子呢？ So what's it going to be like into this first corner?
刹车很好。 Braking's pretty good.
这条线也很不错。 And the line's pretty good too.
你坚持到了第三档，你看， And you've hung on to third gear and, look,
你使用了所有的赛道，从外面到外面。 you're using all the circuit, out on to the outside there.
令人印象深刻。 It's impressive.
刹车驶入芝加哥。 Braking into Chicago.
那是什么？哦，你还挂上了第二档， What's that? Ooh, and you've hooked second gear,
只是把后备箱锁上了。失去了一点时间。 just locked the back up. Lost a bit of time.
用力点，爸爸！ Do it hard, da-ba, da-ba, da-ba!
刚才从我脸上传出来的是什么声音？ What was that noise that just came out of my face?
现在顺着背部的右手边直走。 Now down the right-hand side of the back straight.
你能带什么东西？ What can you carry?
第四档，我们要触发刹车灯。 Fourth gear, we're going to get a trigger of brake light.
-是的。-哦，夫人！ - Yes. - Oh, madam!
我不知道你在说什么，但线路很好。 I've no idea what you're saying, but the line's good.
线路很好。 The line is good.
哦，夫人！ Oh, madam!
为什么我总是说“哦，女士”？ Why do I keep saying, "Oh, madam"?
一直到后续行动。 Down to the follow-through.
哦，后面有点活动的。 Oh, a bit mobile at the rear there.
后面有车，呼呼一声。 Mobile at the rear and a whoosh.
-哦，-天哪，-嘘-呼-呼！ - Ooh, - BLEEP, - shu-hoo-hoo!
这是相当奇怪的。 That was quite squirrely.
Now this is the trail brake
这一点你上次没有答对。 which you didn't get right last time.
好的。 OK.
这很巧妙，你也用了所有的赛道。 That was neat and you've used all the circuit too.
干净就是快，罗斯。整洁就是速度。 Neat is fast, Ross. Neat is fast.
越界了。 Over the line.
我认为这看起来很快。 I think that looks quick.
掌声和欢呼声 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
好的。好吧..。 All right. Well...
你认为如何？啊.。你觉得自信吗？ what do you think? Ahh... You feeling confident?
我觉得那是..。 I think that it was...
那辆车，说句公道话，那辆车真的开得很快 That car, to be fair, that car really does just go
到处都是。我认为看到这一点， all over the place. And I think looking at that,
开局并不是特别好。这有点..。 the start wasn't particularly good. It was a bit...
所以，是的，我...是的，我想如果我能打败博士， So, yeah, I'm... Yeah, I think if I could beat the Doctor,
如果我能打败坦南特。 if I could beat Tennant.
想象一下，麦克斯..。如果我比马克斯·惠特洛克还快 Imagine though, Max... If I got faster than Max Whitlock,
我是说，他是奥运选手。 I mean, he's an Olympian.
那会毁了他的世界。 That's going to crush his world.
他会坐在家里说，“他，那个衣衫破烂的乔迪？” He's going to be sat at home just going, "Him, that shabby Geordie?"
好的。好吧..。 OK. Well...
任何事情都是很难预料的。 you never know.
哦.。 Ooh.
呃.。 Erm...
好的。罗斯·诺布尔，你做到了 OK. Ross Noble, you did it
-一分钟后...-是的！ - in one minute... - Yes!
-..30...-是的！ - ..30... - Yes!
-...七..哦！-哦！ - ..seven... - Ooh! - Oh!
-..第五点.可爱的。-对，对！ - ..point five. Lovely. - Yes, yes!
这是一项巨大的努力。你应该高兴才对。 That is a great effort. You should be happy.
He's an Olympian!
啊，是! Oh, yes!
掌声 Ladies and gentlemen, Ross Noble. APPLAUSE
-干得好。-我粉碎了一个奥运选手的梦想！ - Well done. - I've crushed an Olympian's dreams!
正确的。 Right.
是的，早些时候，罗里和我在古巴考察 Right, earlier on, Rory and I were exploring Cuba
以及它独特的汽车文化。 and its unique motoring culture.
是的，在我们在岛上的第一天之后， That's right and after our first day on the island,
我们设法找到了一些老爷车和一些非常有激情的变装赛车手 we managed to find some classic cars and some very passionate drag racers
老实说，是他毁了我们。 who had, let's be honest, destroyed us.
正确，但我们还没有结束对古巴的讨论。 Correct, but we weren't done with Cuba yet.
第二天早上，我们继续我们的古巴探险 The next morning we continued our Cuban adventure
沿着令人惊叹的北海岸。 along the stunning north coast.
这是一个新的黎明，新的一天，我的车跑得很好， It's a new dawn, a new day, my car's running beautifully,
我已经把顶端降下来了，太阳升起了。 I've got the top down, the sun's rising.
来吧！ Bring it on!
曾经被我们的新飙车朋友打败过， Having been thrashed once by our new drag racing friends,
我们想要一场重赛，并安排在那天下午再和他们见面。 we wanted a rematch and had arranged to meet them again that afternoon.
但首先我们要去首都， But first we were heading for the capital,
古巴跳动的心脏，看看有什么好奇心 the beating heart of Cuba, to see what motoring curiosities
这座传奇的城市不得不提供。 the legendary city had to offer.
啊，是! Oh, yes!
就是这个。哈瓦那，宝贝。 This is it. Havana, baby.
一个看起来很特别的地方，看看它。 A pretty special looking place, look at it.
它正在倒塌，但同时也很壮观。 It's falling down but magnificent at the same time.
还有那些车…… 'And the cars...
“哦，是的，他们是古巴人。” 'oh, yeah, they were Cuban.'
哦，现在，这很酷。告诉我这不酷。 Oh, now, this is cool. Tell me this isn't cool.
‘就像变速赛一样， 'Just like the drag race,
“这是另一个活着的不太正确的美国人博物馆。” 'this was another living museum of not quite right Americana.'
嗯，那辆是福特的，那辆黑色的。 Well, that one's a Ford, that black thing.
坐在我旁边的是一辆雪佛兰，那是一辆豪华车。 This thing next to me is a Chevy, that's a Deluxe something.
问题是，它们都做了一些微调，不是吗？ The problem is they've all been slightly tweaked, haven't they?
所以他们的车头灯并不总是正确的 So they don't always have the correct headlights
以及一些调料和特征。 and sort of dressings and features.
你唯一能确定的是它们不是新的。 The only thing you can be certain of is that they're not new.
好的。我左边这个绿色的东西。 OK. This green thing to my left.
广播中说：‘我猜是…… ON RADIO: 'I'm guessing a...
“庞蒂亚克” 'Pontiac.'
庞蒂亚克？庞蒂亚克？ Pontiac? Pontiac?
事实上，我认为这是一辆奥兹莫比尔，我认为这是一辆奥兹莫比尔。 In fact, I think it's an Oldsmobile, I think it's an Oldsmobile.
啊，他说这是一辆庞蒂亚克“Ocho-Ocho”。 Ah, he said it is a Pontiac "ocho-ocho".
我不知道，我不知道那是什么。 I don't know, I don't know what that is.
克里斯，这些家伙刚结婚。 Chris, these guys have just got married.
在未来的几年里，他们回过头来会说， In years to come, they'll look back and say,
“你还记得我们结婚了吗？ "Do you remember we got married
“我们看到了有史以来最糟糕的肌肉车？” "and we saw the worst muscle car ever made?"
-雷夫，雷夫，雷夫！-汽车转速 - Rev, rev, rev! - CAR REVS
嗯! Yeah!
然而，罗里并没有被吓倒，他开始赢得哈瓦那的支持。 'Undeterred, though, Rory set about winning over Havana.
而且，还不够恼人的是， 'And, not being irritating enough already,
“哈德决定开始给他的车取名‘Maro’。” 'had decided to start calling his car the 'Maro.'
-汽车转速-‘马罗！ - CAR REVS - 'Maro!
雪佛兰。 Chevy.
你好！我交了一些朋友，克里斯。 Hola! I've made some friends, Chris.
他只是想近距离看一看《Maro！ He just wanted a closer look at the 'Maro!
你能不能别叫它‘Maro’了？ Can you stop calling it the 'Maro?
-我是一个旅游景点。-这是一个词。 - I'm a tourist attraction. - That's one word for it.
不过，老实说，罗里可以成为聚光灯下的人 Honestly, though, Rory could have the limelight
因为我找到了我来哈瓦那的真正目的。 because I'd found what I'd really come to Havana for.
我现在开的这条路是Malecon， This road I'm driving on is the Malecon,
这是特别的，因为这是一个 and that's special because this is the place
前两届古巴大奖赛就在这里举行，就在这条路上。 where the first two Cuban Grand Prix took place, on this road.
我坐的是玛莎拉蒂曾经参加过比赛的玛莎拉蒂。 I'm in a Maserati where Maseratis once raced.
这是一种难得的特权。 This was a rare privilege.
在范吉奥赢得第一届古巴大奖赛60年后， 60 years since Fangio won the first Cuban Grand Prix,
超过20万名球迷站在街道两旁， over 200,000 fans lining the streets,
这是一个充满危险、充满魅力、举国痴迷的时代。 it was a time of danger, of glamour, a national obsession.
古巴已经失去了对赛车的热爱，但现在， Cuba had lost its love of racing but now,
通过几位敬业的赛车手，它回来了。 through a handful of dedicated racers, it was back.
作为赛车手，他们非常出色。 And as racers, they were very good...
在一条直线上。 in a straight line.
现在是重新比赛的时候了。 'It was time for the rematch.'
孩子们又回到城里了。 The boys are back in town.
这一次，我们将按照自己的方式比赛。 'And this time we would be racing on our terms.'
好了，伙计们。你在变速赛上彻底打败了我们， OK, guys. You absolutely thrashed us in the drag races,
你完全拥有我们。 you owned us completely.
所以我们按照你们的规则行事 So we played by your rules
我想是时候让你遵守我们的规则了。 and I think it's time that you played by our rules.
我们想要介绍..。 We want to introduce...
-转角。-哦，不，不. - corners. - Oh, no, no.
你以前开车转过弯吗？ Have you ever driven around corners before?
不，不，不！ No, no, no!
-啊.-不，不，不绝不可能。-从来没有？ - Ah. - No, no, no. Never. - Never?
‘那么，随着竞争环境的良好平坦， 'With the playing field nicely levelled, then,
我开始准备巡回赛 'I set about preparing the circuit
虽然克里斯给了竞争对手一些转弯101。 'while Chris gave the competition a bit of cornering 101.'
角落的解剖结构。 The anatomy of the corner.
进入..。 Entry...
夹子。 clip...
然后是出口。 then the exit.
啊！ Arghhh!
我们转过身，打开电源。 We turn, get on the power.
-哇.-哇！ - Whoa. - Whoopa!
-然后我们就有出口了.-好的！ - And then we get the exit. - OK!
那么，你现在明白拐角了吗？好的? So, do you understand corners now? Good?
-布埃诺？-他会说西班牙语 - Bueno? - HE SPEAKS IN SPANISH
-这很容易。-你已经通过了测试。 - That was easy. - You've passed your test.
你知道吗，伙计？ Do you know what, mate?
这可能不是最高科技的设置 This might not be the most hi-tech set-up
但是，在我们自己混乱的小方式下， but, in our own messy little way,
我们即将在这里创造一点历史。 we're about to make a bit of history here.
是的，用几个零散的轮胎组成了一条椭圆形的赛道， 'Yes, with a few scattered tyres making up an oval track,
“配上发夹， 'complete with chicane,
我们即将在古巴举行57年来的第一场巡回赛。 'we were about to throw the first circuit race in Cuba for 57 years.
自然，这一历史性事件的参赛资格将会确定 'Naturally, qualification for this historic event would be decided
‘由高度技术性的. 'by the highly technical...
‘.画稻草。’ '..drawing of straws.'
四。 Four.
七。 Seven.
笑声 LAUGHTER
-这是一场缝合，不是吗？-祝你好运. - It's a stitch up, isn't it? - Good luck.
在赛道上占据我们的位置，然后， Taking our places on the grid, then,
第四届古巴大奖赛将进行同样多的圈数竞争。 fourth Cuban Grand Prix would be contested over as many laps.
从第七名开始， And starting from seventh place,
如果我要证明玛莎拉蒂的赛车血统， if I was going to prove the Maserati's racing pedigree,
我将不得不从背包的后面走出来。 I would have to come from the back of the pack.
亲爱的上帝，那辆福特当时正在制造一些噪音。 Dear Lord, that Ford was making some noise then.
他还有一对垂下来的睾丸 He also has a pair of testicles dangling down
从他的车后座。 from the back of his car.
范吉奥，莫斯，里德 Fangio, Moss, Reid,
听起来很好听。 got quite a nice ring to it.
这太酷了。 This is just so cool.
来吧宝贝。 Come on, baby.
我已经通过了一次。我已经通过了一次。 I've passed one. I've passed one.
这就是那辆大福特，钻进他的身体。 There's the big Ford, get up the inside of him.
他动作很快。 He's quite quick.
在里面吗？ Up the inside?
是啊，有何不可？ Yeah, why not?
一圈后，克里斯已经爬到了第四位。 'After one lap, Chris had already climbed up to fourth.
“玛莎拉蒂在执行任务，但我仍然以第三名的成绩领先。” 'The Maserati was on a mission but I was still ahead in third.'
好的! OK!
两个古巴人在我面前。 Two Cubans in front of me.
罗里笑了 RORY LAUGHS
跟上他们，马洛，跟上他们。跟上他们，宝贝，加油。 Stay with them, 'Maro, stay with them. Stay with them, baby, come on.
哦，他们在直线上跑得真快！ Oh, they're quick in a straight line!
哦，我的天。 Oh, my goodness.
虽然罗里关注的是前面的车，但…… 'While Rory focused on the cars in front, though...'
现在里德就在我面前。 I've got Reid in front of me now.
哦，哈里斯就在我后面！ Oh, Harris is right behind me!
我不确定我能不能在这里搞定他。 Not sure I can do him here.
哦，哈里斯就在我心里！ Oh, Harris is right up my inside!
不是的！ No!
哦，他抓到我了！ Oh, he's got me!
我们走吧，里德。 There we go, Reid.
去你的，哈里斯！ Damn you, Harris!
我的把手掉了！ My knob's come off!
罗里·里德承受着压力。 Rory Reid's under pressure.
‘进入最后一圈， 'Going into the last lap,
克里斯在前面只有两个跑得最快的古巴人。 'Chris had just the two fastest Cubans in front.'
好的，我们去抓当地人吧。 Right, let's catch the locals.
我有一个。我做过一次，我做过一次。 I've got one. I've done one, I've done one.
我做过一次。 I've done one.
他只为一件事而来…… 'And there was only one thing he had come for...
“让他的玛莎拉蒂获奖。” 'to give his Maserati the win.'
赶快!是啊，玛莎拉蒂又领先了！ Come on! Yeah, Maserati leads again!
干得好，干得好！ Nice work, nice!
罗里笑了 RORY LAUGHS
再一次，一辆玛莎拉蒂在古巴领先！ Once again, a Maserati leads in Cuba!
哦，历史，这是历史。 Oh, history, it's history.
“也许是一段很小的历史， 'A tiny piece of history, perhaps,
但这一小群汽车聚集在这个破旧的角落里 'but this small collection of cars on this ragged assembly of corners
他说，他取得了一代人未曾见过的成就。 'had achieved something not seen for a generation.'
-干得好。-干得好。 - Well done. - Well done.
天哪。干得好，干得好。 Oh, my God. Well done, well done.
-干得好，伙计.-太棒了。 - Well done, man. - Fantastic.
干得好，伙计。9~10成熟。 Well done, man. Well done.
“古巴跑得很快……” 'Cuba had raced...'
太棒了。谢谢你们，伙计们。谢谢。 Fantastic. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
‘..我们也去过那里。 '..and we had been there.
虽然看起来不是很多，但感觉很特别。 'And while it didn't look like much, it felt special.'
掌声和欢呼声是的！ APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Yeah!
-真是太棒了.那真是太棒了。-太棒了。 - That was great. That was great. - Amazing.
另外，我们能不能向古巴人民表示衷心的感谢？ Also, can we please just say a huge thank you to the people of Cuba?
-是的。-伟大的体育运动。-嗯-嗯.-也是好司机。-是的。 - Yep. - Great sports. - Mm-hm. - And good drivers too. - Yeah.
好吧，那么，现在让我把话说清楚， OK, so, let me get this straight now,
你在自己设计的赛道上绕过弯道比赛， you had a race around corners on a course that you designed,
对手是一群从未绕过弯道的当地人。 against a bunch of locals who've never raced around corners.
-是的。-嗯-嗯。 - Yeah. - Uh-huh.
他们开的是20世纪50年代的车 And they were driving cars from the 1950s
你用你的新得多的意大利跑车打败了他们。 and you beat them in your much newer Italian sports car.
-正确。-是啊，然后你庆祝 - Correct. - Yeah, and then you celebrated
就像你刚刚赢得摩纳哥大奖赛一样。 as if you'd just won the Monaco Grand Prix.
-是的。-是的。 - Yes. - Yeah.
你对自己有什么感觉？ How do you feel about yourself?
-现在不太好了。-是的。 - Not so great now. - Yeah.
你认为你至少可以把车停在那里吗？ Do you think you could have at least left the cars there
-给古巴人？-嗯.-马特，老实说，我也想. - for the Cubans? - Well... - Matt, I wanted to, honestly.
不管怎样，我都想告诉他， I was trying to tell him, anyway,
但事实证明，政府会指控他们 but it turned out the government would've charged them
比如两万美元的进口税 like 20 grand in import duty
这似乎并不是正确的做法， and it didn't quite seem the right thing to do,
-不管马罗有多棒-什么？住手，罗里，求你住手 - no matter how great the 'Maro is. - What? Stop, Rory. Please stop.
它不叫马洛。 It's not called a 'Maro.
听着，马特，你是美国人，告诉他。 Listen, Matt, you're American, tell him.
是啊，是啊，他说得对，我是美国人，没人..。 Yeah, yeah, he's right, I am American and no one...
没人叫它‘Maro’，好吗？ No one calls it a 'Maro, OK?
好了，下周的节目， All right, next week's show,
我开的是一辆八轮俄罗斯车。 I drive an eight-wheeled Russian thing.
我开的是新的保时捷开曼。 I drive the new Porsche Cayman.
我们把世界上最丑的车变成了豪华游艇。 And we turn the world's ugliest car into a luxury yacht.
我们到时见。 We'll see you then.
所有人：晚安！ ALL: Goodnight!
掌声和欢呼声 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING